Actual conversation I had about an hour ago…
Random Girl: Ugh. None of these dryers close!
Me and Wesley: **watching**
RG: Do you know how to close these dryer doors?
Me: Oh yeah, if you just hold it close and then turn the dryer on and the suction will hold the door closed.
RG: Oh…**turns dryer on**…OH! Okay, yeah! It’s working.
Realization: I have spent way too much time at the laundromat this year.